King Missile - Jesus Was Way Cool

Happy Easter everyone! Welcome to a Special Easter Edition of Atheist Songs. I hate to admit it, but I didn't even know this song existed until this morning. A friend posted it on Facebook. I mean, I know "Detachable Penis" and I have King Missile's self titled album, but somehow this amazing gem had completely escaped me. It was obviously my loss as you will soon note. So, sit back, enjoy all that sugary crap that the pesky little pagan hold-over known as the Easter Bunny snuck into your house and left you and let let your ears bask in the this clever little homage to a dude who was "way cool".

Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile Jesus was way cool. Everybody liked Jesus. Everybody wanted to hang out with him. Anything he wanted to do, he did. He turned water into wine, And if he had wanted to, He could have turned wheat into marijuana, Sugar into cocaine, Or vitamin pills into amphetamines. He walked on the water and swam on the land. He would tell these stories and people would listen. He was really cool. If you were blind, or lame, You just went up to Jesus* And he would put his hands on you and you would be healed. That's so cool. He could have played guitar better than Hendrix. He could have told the future. He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world. He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretsky. He could have danced better than Barishnikof. Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of. Jesus told people to eat his body and drink his blood. That's so cool. Jesus was so cool. But then some people got jealous of how cool he was, So they killed him. But then he rose from the dead! He rose from the dead, Danced around and went up to heaven. I mean, that's so cool. Jesus was so cool. No wonder there are so many Christians